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Facedump

When someone deletes you as a friend on Facebook.
"She facedumped me!"
by The Lyon March 7, 2009
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FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

This may include:... Read More
1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.
Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.
by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009
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Facedump

Use my phone at your own risk. I used it to Facedump earlier.
by thesen8r September 2, 2012
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facedump

when your boyfriend/girlfriend changes their facebook status from "in a relationship" to "single" with out talking to you about it.
Sara just got facedumped by Ryan!
by ibudnwtm January 27, 2010
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facehump

vt. - To completely dominate and/or thoroughly eviscerate someone in some means of competition, usually video games. See also pwn.

n. - One who is on the receiving end of a consequent facehump. To be completely embarrassed from the actions taken in some means of competition, that some have to wonder if there is a severe mental deficiency or a considerable physical limitation that caused the facehumpage in the first place.

Because, you just don't facehump retarded people or the elderly. It would be fuckin' funny, but sooooo wrong...

Background: Imagine someone making a humping motion with their groin. Insert face at hump. There ya go.
"Man, you just got FACEHUMPED!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Dude, look at the score. 16-1. Total facehumpage."
"Yeah, well, I did your mom last night! And, I really DID facehump her! OWNED!"
"...Dude, my mom died last night. From suffocation."
"R-really? I'm sorry, bro..."
"HAH! Just kidding! Yet again, FACEHUMPED!"
"Dude, you're an ass."
by harryman712 April 12, 2005
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Facedumping

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.
I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.
by e-boner February 5, 2010
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facepump

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.
Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?
by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004
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