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when someone cums all over your fuckin face
Trent pulls out his dick and cums all over Abigail's face
by Sarah Trent ya Wack June 17, 2004
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a girl's face.
Andy pulled out, and gave Justine a facial.
by Toastmaster March 07, 2004
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(1)Application of make-up to one's face.
(2)Application of sperm to one's face.
Also see: smud
(1)"I'm going to Green's Salon to get my facial done."
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"
by Garret June 15, 2004
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To cum on someone's face. Often used in conjunction with "cumshot".
In most quality porn, the scene ends in a facial cumshot.
by Bart September 14, 2002
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facial- verb(v.), noun(n.)

1.a: v. - The act of unloading spunk upon a man or woman's face.
1.b: n. - A load of semen on a man or woman's face.

2.a: v. - Deep cleansing of the face by various means including; steam, exfoliation, extraction, creams, lotions, masks, peels, and massage.
1: Zach went to the Saigon Spa to give a facial for $20.00.

2: Jessica went to the Oasis Spa to get a facial and skin rejouvinating treatment.
by Zach Lanouette October 10, 2005
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1.) A cosmetic treatment applied to the face.
2.) A huge load of cum applied to the face.
1.) My wife had that weird green crap on her face that is known as a facial.
2.) Later, I blew my load on my wife's face, thus providing a facial.
by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 05, 2008
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