dirsted
When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to do
When the weed is ash so you say it's dirsted
When the weed is ash so you say it's dirsted
dirsted by bigpeaches1234 April 11, 2017
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Dirted
Dirted by Yung Fiji Fre$h August 15, 2021
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dirsted • dirted • dursted • dirited • dirtted • Disted • DISTED College • Fred Dursted • Schmead darsted
dursted
When being banned from the website Encyclopaedia Metallum, you are 'dursted'. Reason being Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit) is a disgrace in metal, therefore the site hates him.
dursted by Katherine Anonymous September 17, 2008
Fred Dursted
A failing or gradual loss, as in popularity, character, power, or value; deterioration.
A decline in something or someone who was previously powerful, influential, or popular, preceding a fade into obscurity and irrelevance.
A post "jumping the shark" wane in popularity.
A decline in something or someone who was previously powerful, influential, or popular, preceding a fade into obscurity and irrelevance.
A post "jumping the shark" wane in popularity.
Fred Dursted by Sheikh al-Gore October 2, 2007
Dirted
To disregard, discredit, or disrespect.
Throwing dirt on someones name.
*Though used in Canada, it is not only Western Canadian slang. It is used commonly in the US ranging widely from NY to California since the late 70's (if not before that).
It is also a popular word in the U.K.
Throwing dirt on someones name.
*Though used in Canada, it is not only Western Canadian slang. It is used commonly in the US ranging widely from NY to California since the late 70's (if not before that).
It is also a popular word in the U.K.
Me: What happened to your eye?
John: Mikey and I got into a fight over Cecilia and he snuffed me in the face.
Me: Wait, what? Cecilia that girl you've been dating?
John: Yep.
Me: Wow and he was supposed to be your homeboy too... Damn you were dirted hardcore.
John: I know he shitted on me, but paybacks a bitch.
John: Mikey and I got into a fight over Cecilia and he snuffed me in the face.
Me: Wait, what? Cecilia that girl you've been dating?
John: Yep.
Me: Wow and he was supposed to be your homeboy too... Damn you were dirted hardcore.
John: I know he shitted on me, but paybacks a bitch.
Dirted by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009
Fred Dursted
To have been only marginally worthy of attention to begin with, but currently to be thoroughly uninteresting, except as a contemptuous joke.
Yahoo! News and Urban Dictionary have both drawn attention to International Talk Like a Pirate Day this year. I think this thing has Fred Dursted.
Fred Dursted by Murderface October 2, 2007
Schmead darsted
When a female comes over to your lovely man cave and passes out within the confines of your bed. She than pees your bed.
Schmead darsted by Juicy john December 30, 2012
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