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The place one goes to take a dirtnap.
Sure hope my dirtbed is pretty good when I go to take my dirtnap! I want to be comfortable even when I'm dead.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.
Dirtbed by Blumpette December 14, 2018
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dirtied cloth 

A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
dirtied cloth by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
Another term for someone getting wrecked in a movie or game
Guy 1: yo i Dirted that dude over there

Guy 2: nice, go collect his loot
Dirted by Yung Fiji Fre$h August 15, 2021
To disregard, discredit, or disrespect.

Throwing dirt on someones name.

*Though used in Canada, it is not only Western Canadian slang. It is used commonly in the US ranging widely from NY to California since the late 70's (if not before that).

It is also a popular word in the U.K.
Me: What happened to your eye?

John: Mikey and I got into a fight over Cecilia and he snuffed me in the face.

Me: Wait, what? Cecilia that girl you've been dating?

John: Yep.

Me: Wow and he was supposed to be your homeboy too... Damn you were dirted hardcore.

John: I know he shitted on me, but paybacks a bitch.
Dirted by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009
When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to do

When the weed is ash so you say it's dirsted
Toss that Timmy, it's dirsted
Last night i got dirsted
dirsted by bigpeaches1234 April 11, 2017

dirtyedge 

adj. unpleasant; rebelious; sassy; rebel without a cause; hard core; hanging around aloof, with a deffinate attitude.
"Careful, buddy, she's dirtyedge."
dirtyedge by Briggy Byrne September 7, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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