Disted 

to be exagerratedly stupid,high and retarded

Sean: What the fuck is your problem?
Ashton: I'm Disted as hell...fuck cloud 9 i'm on cloud 99 !
Sean: Woww !

Disted by Cloud 99 November 21, 2009

DISTED College 

Quality education accompanied with Fun and Vibrant activities

Think of education and fun, DISTED College is the place to be.

DISTED College by DC Penang November 24, 2021

Dissed by a Biggun

When You are turned down by the biggest girl of the night at a bar.

Rocco wanted to get with the big girl . Sharika wanted none of this. At the end of the night dude was Dissed By a Biggun

Dissed by a Biggun by will bitten May 31, 2017

dusted chimp 

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.

Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.

dusted chimp by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

Dusted and Disgusted 

The ash of the CANNABIS..what's left in your piece, bowl after toking

As the bowl was passed to me it was all ash DUSTED AND DISGUSTED

Dusted and Disgusted by ClassicRonnie June 19, 2019

dlisted

Best website EVER. Celebrity gossip but more on the general publics side, with the "why do I give a eff about these people" attitude. Makes fun of everyone. Dripping with sarcasm, and not kissing celebrity ass. One of the very few websites that will actually make you LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Person 1: "Where can I read celebrity gossip without having to deal an annoying website like perezhilton.com?"

Person 2: "Why, go to www.dlisted.com, of course!"

dlisted by fontpush June 15, 2009

Distear 

A combination word "Distilled Tears" Meaning Its not the proper feeling of sadness, its fake with little meaning to the person thats crying

He broke up with me, I was crying, but I knew I didnt love him it was just in the moment, I wasnt sad I was Distear

Distear by Bridgettt :) January 13, 2009