Definitions by Murderface

pity cruiser 

A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.

That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!

pity cruiser by Murderface November 21, 2013

keep fucking that chicken 

Basically a much funnier synonym for "Keep on keepin' on." It's what you say when someone tells you how they're struggling with something.

Ernie: It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Dick.

Dick: I guess that's me...

Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.

Dari: *googly eyes*

keep fucking that chicken by Murderface September 19, 2009

oversnooze 

v. To hit the snooze button one (or more) times too many, resulting in at least a rushed morning, if not actual lateness.

I had to skip breakfast this morning. I oversnoozed, and the boss said if I'm late one more time, it's my ass.

oversnooze by Murderface January 22, 2009

schrutebag 

n. 1. A douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.

Sports radio call-in show host Colin Cowherd is such a schrutebag.

schrutebag by Murderface December 24, 2008

Fred Dursted 

To have been only marginally worthy of attention to begin with, but currently to be thoroughly uninteresting, except as a contemptuous joke.

Yahoo! News and Urban Dictionary have both drawn attention to International Talk Like a Pirate Day this year. I think this thing has Fred Dursted.

Fred Dursted by Murderface October 2, 2007

synonomicon 

Another word for thesaurus.

It is false that there is no synonym for thesaurus. What do you think "synonomicon" means?

synonomicon by Murderface September 21, 2007

Mackenzie Frenzy 

Legendary weed from Canada.

We got tore up on some of that Mackenzie Frenzy when we went to Vancouver.

Mackenzie Frenzy by Murderface August 1, 2007