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really, really sad. just like really sad. dirited, you could say.
person 1: yall.. my life is just... i cant explain it ugh! ive just been feeling so-
person 2: dirited??
person 1: i dont even know what that means but.. yea.
dirited by epic poo poo May 20, 2021
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dirtied cloth 

A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
dirtied cloth by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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Another term for someone getting wrecked in a movie or game
Guy 1: yo i Dirted that dude over there

Guy 2: nice, go collect his loot
Dirted by Yung Fiji Fre$h August 15, 2021
To disregard, discredit, or disrespect.

Throwing dirt on someones name.

*Though used in Canada, it is not only Western Canadian slang. It is used commonly in the US ranging widely from NY to California since the late 70's (if not before that).

It is also a popular word in the U.K.
Me: What happened to your eye?

John: Mikey and I got into a fight over Cecilia and he snuffed me in the face.

Me: Wait, what? Cecilia that girl you've been dating?

John: Yep.

Me: Wow and he was supposed to be your homeboy too... Damn you were dirted hardcore.

John: I know he shitted on me, but paybacks a bitch.
Dirted by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009
When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to do

When the weed is ash so you say it's dirsted
Toss that Timmy, it's dirsted
Last night i got dirsted
dirsted by bigpeaches1234 April 11, 2017
When someone brings more bags of Doritos™ to a party than you.
I brought 3 bags of Doritos to the party and Susan brought 5! I've been Dorited!
Dorited by RockySnail July 3, 2017
Western Canadian slang meaning to discard in an uncaring fashion. Also means to discredit, disrespect or otherwise judge unworthy of consideration. Likened to throwing something unwanted in the dirt.
Suzy and I were going strong until she up and dirted me one day. I never saw it coming. I'm gonna dirt her to everyone she knows ... payback's a bitch.
dirted by Lornius December 19, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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