dickphail

1. You failed..But with a dick
2. You failed to get laid

1. You dickphail!
2. I dickphailed last night.

by KBreezyJK April 8, 2009

dickpilled

Accepting as a straight man that human penises are a beautiful part of creation, even though you aren't sexually attracted to them.

Sam: "Penises are disgusting!"
Stephen: "Genesis 1:31- And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good."

Jonah: "Bro get dickpilled."

by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 13, 2021

Dickyphilia

A fetish; a person who thinks that Austin Dicky is hot as fuck.

I heard that Jared Dines is into Dickyphilia.

by QatQuest May 1, 2019

dicknailed

Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.

"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."

by MMAfandom October 3, 2012

dickpill

A red and black capsule you take with a glass of water fifteen minutes before you anticipate needing it.

I might need to take a dickpill when I go hangout with you at your place.

by UDontKnowJack June 23, 2019

Dicknail

1. A person who is stupid, annoying, a moron, or dumb.

2. A penis that is very small and or thin.

Jason has a dicknail for a penis.

Dirk is being such a dicknail.

by desilu321 February 16, 2012

Dicktails

n. The details of a hook-up or sexual experience with a guy or guys.
Derived from the combination of dick - referring to the male genitalia and details- the description or exact account of the event in question. Also a play on the word tale as in a story.

Rachel- Hey Ariana, what happened with that guy last night?
Ariana- You know I don't kiss and tell...
Rachel-Come on! Give me the dicktails!

or

Sofia- Ayy breh you tap dat one mo'gain?
Danielle- YEEEE you already know tho
Sofia- You finna gimme dem dicktails breh?
Danielle- letss just say this 'tail didn't have no happy ending, if u know wat im sayin!

by RADSFrenchBitches July 22, 2009