Dicknail

1. A person who is stupid, annoying, a moron, or dumb.

2. A penis that is very small and or thin.

Jason has a dicknail for a penis.

Dirk is being such a dicknail.

Dicknail by desilu321 February 16, 2012

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dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

dicknail by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

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dicknailed

Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.

"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."

dicknailed by MMAfandom October 3, 2012

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Dicktails

n. The details of a hook-up or sexual experience with a guy or guys.
Derived from the combination of dick - referring to the male genitalia and details- the description or exact account of the event in question. Also a play on the word tale as in a story.

Rachel- Hey Ariana, what happened with that guy last night?
Ariana- You know I don't kiss and tell...
Rachel-Come on! Give me the dicktails!

or

Sofia- Ayy breh you tap dat one mo'gain?
Danielle- YEEEE you already know tho
Sofia- You finna gimme dem dicktails breh?
Danielle- letss just say this 'tail didn't have no happy ending, if u know wat im sayin!

Dicktails by RADSFrenchBitches July 22, 2009