Dickmail

Make your friend (boy or girl, you decide!) do something sexual (give you a handjob, blowjob, etc.) by blackmailing them.

John made me give him a handjob because he's Dickmailing me!

by Bipplerunny September 12, 2015

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dicknailed

Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.

"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."

by MMAfandom October 3, 2012

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Dicknail

1. A person who is stupid, annoying, a moron, or dumb.

2. A penis that is very small and or thin.

Jason has a dicknail for a penis.

Dirk is being such a dicknail.

by desilu321 February 16, 2012

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Dicktails

n. The details of a hook-up or sexual experience with a guy or guys.
Derived from the combination of dick - referring to the male genitalia and details- the description or exact account of the event in question. Also a play on the word tale as in a story.

Rachel- Hey Ariana, what happened with that guy last night?
Ariana- You know I don't kiss and tell...
Rachel-Come on! Give me the dicktails!

or

Sofia- Ayy breh you tap dat one mo'gain?
Danielle- YEEEE you already know tho
Sofia- You finna gimme dem dicktails breh?
Danielle- letss just say this 'tail didn't have no happy ending, if u know wat im sayin!

by RADSFrenchBitches July 22, 2009

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Dickmile

1) n. An unquantifiable distance that may or may not be equal to the distance of an actual mile in any way but describes a distance that one would have others believe to be great in length.

2) n. A long fucking way.

3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.

4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.

Note:

1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.

2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.

I just walked 47 fucking dickmiles in the pouring rain.

It took 12 dickhours to write this fucking paper.

Pulling a sled across a hundred acre dickfield is hard work.

I just stepped in shit with my brand new dickshoes.

Turn off the dicklight I'm trying to fucking sleep.

Tell your dickdog to stop dickbarking.

by jwbaldy November 11, 2010

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