Dirk is that one guy who smokes a lot and hasn't gotten cancer. He is sometimes a funny guy but can get real emotional sometimes.
Eric: Yo bro, Dirk is like a name of someone in a Motorcycle Club.
Devin: I know, right?
by WaxHandler March 1, 2020
Get the Dirk mug.
A well put together guy, who can protect and look after people he cares about. Dirks can be immature sometimes, but know how to crack a joke at the best time. They’ll make jokes when you’re upset to cheer you up, and when they’re trying to help you feel better they’ll succeed. He looks after people he cared about, and trusts a certain few with his secrets. Dirks are the most upbeat you’ll ever see, unless they’re tired. If you befriend a Dirk, you’re the luckiest person alive.
Person 1: “Did you hear what Dirk said in class today?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I couldn’t stop laughing at it!”
by CIA Agent ™ December 15, 2018
Get the Dirk mug.
A Dirk is someone who is extremely loyal and no matter what he goes through with you, he will always remain by your side through thick and thin. He is a great friend who will offer to pay for your meal or take the the blow for something so your life can be better. His work as a great friend often gets overlooked by you because he is your best friend but you don’t know how great he is to you and he needs to be rewarded and noticed more. Dirk is truly a 1 in a million. It’s kinda like how Dirk Nowitzki has stayed so loyal to the Mavericks through everything and has taken pay cuts and brought them a championship and how no one talks about him being an all time great. Kinda like how he got robbed of the last all star spot from Kobe cause it was his last year. Dirk was having a better season and should have been in. That means Dirk should be an automatic all star his last year right?
Man Dirk is so loyal. I’ve been a dick to him and he is still doing great things to me. Dirk even just single handily beat up these guys trying to jump me. I love Dirk
by Mavsfan15 March 18, 2018
Get the Dirk mug.
More than a jerk less that a dick
by anniesteele96 November 19, 2017
Get the Dirk mug.
To Dirk is to leave a place or event uncerimoniously, usually before one should leave, just like Dirk Nowitzki left to the locker room before the end of Game 6.
Dude this party is getting really boring, let's just Dirk.
by sokolio June 18, 2011
Get the Dirk mug.
Dirk is the name of a really sweet guy who is very complicated and likes to make it seem like he's got everything under control (even if his life is a mess).

Dirk's are usually very passionate about the things they love and can get pretty defensive if someone tells them they're doing it "wrong". Dirk's are commonly very caring and would do anything for the people they love, but they also like to appear emotionally detached and they most likely have very low self-esteem.

If you know someone named Dirk and they consider you a friend you should know that they truly care about you even if they don't talk to you very much, he just has a lot on his plate.
Person 1: Man that guy looks like he's really got it all together!

Person 2: Nah man that's just what he wants you to think! He's such a Dirk.
by rolal June 19, 2017
Get the Dirk mug.
A small half-pea sized dab of THC concentrate.
Anthony took a dirk sized dab before school and was baked all day.
by ShaunH73 September 9, 2020
Get the Dirk mug.