dickchain 

can be used in various situations:

- frustration - "oh dickchains!"
- as an insult - "you are SUCH a dickchain!"
- as a positive comment - "that is SO dickchain man"
- as a sex move - "my boyfriend and I dickchained last night ;)"
- to scold your child - "mommy is getting very angry, don't be a dickchain!"
- as a nickname for your father - "mommy can I have some money" "no sweetie, go ask dickchain."

hey Jasmine! (dickchain)

dickchain by fluppy June 4, 2015

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic 

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

The Dickhand 

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"

You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.

The Dickhand by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

dickshaking 

Doing nothing productive; hanging around; wasting time.

Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!

dickshaking by ecrear November 28, 2010

dickhand 

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.

Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

dickhand by RaFF-L September 3, 2003

dickcline 

When you whip it out on a bitch and then immediately re-sheathe your massive churro so she cannot even take one bite.

"Dude I totally dickcline d this girl yesterday, she was fucking ugly"

dickcline by baby churro_69 January 7, 2020

Dickbrain

A man who thinks with his penis instead of his brain. In other words, his actions aren't rational and decisions are totally driven by getting laid.

He has been paying his girlfriend's cable bill so he has an excuse to go over there and spend time with her in hopes of getting laid.. What a dickbrain.

Dickbrain by metriccar August 12, 2012