Dickchair

A term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a sex chair. The man is used as a fuckbuddy, but treated worse. Like an inanimate object. Like a chair.

Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"

Alan: "yeah"

Pete: "ha. Dickchair."

Dickchair by Deardaniel August 28, 2013

Dickchair

What one surfer guy calls another guy after he gets burned by a girl on a wave. A signal to quit surfing for the rest of the day.

Hey dickchair, you should go in; you just got burned by a girl.

Dickchair by Jessbunz June 8, 2011

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic 

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Dickfair 

A gathering of all men with no women.

Dude, why weren't there women invited? This is such a dickfair.

Dickfair is an event or gathering of men, like a fair or carnival.

Dickfair by Smurphy84 October 4, 2010

Dickchard 

Taking the root word/name Richard, removing the "Rich", and slapping the nickname for "Richard" - Dick - right in front of "chard". And bingo! a new name for your Richard friends.

"Sup dick!"
"It's Dickchard"
"My bad"

Dickchard by Alban Roby October 3, 2008

Dickfairy 

Similar to the tooth fairy. But instead of taking teeth they take dicks. Usually in the buthole but often in the ear.

Kampbell Walker is a Dickfairy!
What a Dickfairy!
Dickfairy!

Dickfairy by Bobby Stinson March 21, 2009

Deckchaired

To be violently hit or struck with a deckchair.

"Here you! you're gettin deckchaired"
"I would have been alright if I didn't get deckchaired"
"Ahhhhhh Fackkkk...just got deckchaired"
"You wantin deckchaired?...well en"

Deckchaired by rfcjuni0r February 2, 2009