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Dicktails 

n. The details of a hook-up or sexual experience with a guy or guys.
Derived from the combination of dick - referring to the male genitalia and details- the description or exact account of the event in question. Also a play on the word tale as in a story.
Rachel- Hey Ariana, what happened with that guy last night?
Ariana- You know I don't kiss and tell...
Rachel-Come on! Give me the dicktails!

or

Sofia- Ayy breh you tap dat one mo'gain?
Danielle- YEEEE you already know tho
Sofia- You finna gimme dem dicktails breh?
Danielle- letss just say this 'tail didn't have no happy ending, if u know wat im sayin!
Dicktails by RADSFrenchBitches July 22, 2009
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dicknailed 

Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.
"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
dicknailed by MMAfandom October 3, 2012
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dickwalls 

i knew he was dickwalls because he was gay and flopped.
dickwalls by peeps5150 March 5, 2011

Dickballscuntcockshitpiss

When you take an overcooked grilled cheese, paint it purple and tape it to the wall and yodel at it
Carl: Woah! Thats a really nice dickballscuntcockshitpiss Jimmy!

Jimmy: Thanks!
Dickballscuntcockshitpiss by Cxtfish February 10, 2021

Docktail 

Noun. A cocktail of any variety which is consumed on a dock in or adjacent to a body of water, preferably at sunset. Often consumed in the presence of friends and family, Docktails are a key ingredient to long lasting summer memories. Common New England Docktail attire includes madras shorts, sunglasses and a pastel polo. The first known use of the term "Docktail" occurred on July 9, 2013 along the shores of Buzzards Bay.
Person 1: We're heading to the dock at 6:30, any interest in joining us for Docktails?

Person 2: I'm always game for a Docktail - I'll see you there!
Docktail by Bogey Free August 18, 2013
1. A person who is stupid, annoying, a moron, or dumb.

2. A penis that is very small and or thin.
Jason has a dicknail for a penis.

Dirk is being such a dicknail.
Dicknail by desilu321 February 16, 2012

dickballs 

noun: derogatory comment; statement of being both a dick and balls.
hey there, dickballs, i'm trying to fuck your sister, get outta here!
dickballs by no August 17, 2003