Dickhair

Nickname for someone named Richard Harrison.

You know rich?
You mean dickhair?

Dickhair by Kappo April 14, 2017

dickhair

irritating and annoying

Kagwe is a dickhair. He calls people fat.

dickhair by Jose Santiago01 December 29, 2007

Dickfair 

A gathering of all men with no women.

Dude, why weren't there women invited? This is such a dickfair.

Dickfair is an event or gathering of men, like a fair or carnival.

Dickfair by Smurphy84 October 4, 2010

bee’s dick hair 

An almost infinitesimal adjustment, up or down in level, generally used in the context of music production.

This mix sounds great, but the bass should come down a bee’s dick hair.

bee’s dick hair by mewant May 9, 2022

Dickchair

A term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a sex chair. The man is used as a fuckbuddy, but treated worse. Like an inanimate object. Like a chair.

Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"

Alan: "yeah"

Pete: "ha. Dickchair."

Dickchair by Deardaniel August 28, 2013

Dickfairy 

Similar to the tooth fairy. But instead of taking teeth they take dicks. Usually in the buthole but often in the ear.

Kampbell Walker is a Dickfairy!
What a Dickfairy!
Dickfairy!

Dickfairy by Bobby Stinson March 21, 2009

dickhard 

The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.

Also known as dickswell.

"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."

"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."

dickhard by Elmer Pud April 15, 2009