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A guy who has it all. Great personality, wity, charming, incredible looks and smart. Perfect compassionate lover with the know how to make you feel your best. Has an ego burried deep inside. Very sensitive and doesnt know just how great he is. Always thinking he is not enough. Bashful at first but once you get to know him, he turns into the coolest and funniest person you will ever meet. Can be very jealous but extremly cute when he is. The most perfect, wanted, and needed guy.
I miss my Jared dodd.
by his.girl93 May 07, 2013
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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The most sexy/ sweet man alive has the biggest dick I've ever had the prettiest eyes best fighter strong

Incredible kisser and smart
Jared is amazing in bed
Jared is a good fighter
by Jared is the best March 04, 2017
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the most amazing person alive
aka: kind heart, sweet smile, strong morals, quick wit, funny in his own way, puts family first, works hard, plays harder, makes everyone around him feel special, cares more for others than himself, and loves unconditionally
by briwos3 June 16, 2011
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The most amazing guy you'll ever want to meet. A true gentleman. He may get angry at times but he would never harm a female and stands up for people who need it. If you're his girl, you should consider yourself the luckiest girl in the world because he's the best guy you could ever find. He loves to make his girl feel special and beautiful. He loves country music, MMA/UFC, and dorkish movies and TV shows like Star Wars and Family Guy. He has the cutest smile and the silliest laugh. He has a heart of gold and deserves the best!
Jared is the keeper of my heart.
by SMN September 08, 2012
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A flaky-ass, phat hoe; Karen's spouse; while Jared might seem tense at first, once you get to know him, you realize...he is tense. Jared is an old soul: early to bed and early to rise (but he is not healthy, wealthy, or wise). Jared is the type of guy who loves to be outside. The Grand Tetons might be his favorite place to visit while vacationing. He's a complex man but enjoys simple pleasures. While Jared might not know what tomorrow looks like, a peanut butter bagel or a cup of black coffee will always help take his pain away.
Guy 1: Are you going to the movie with us at 10:30?
Guy 2: Yeah, sure!
5 minutes later
Guy 2: Maybe I won't go tonight. I'm pretty tired and I have to wake up early.

Guy 1: Gesh, you're being such a Jared.
by thespoonerpooner69 July 23, 2020
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