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Uniform Dickstribution 

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

dickstruck 

When all other positive or negative attributes of a man fall to the wayside on account of him having either a big dick or being really good in bed.
"He's kind of a lame but I can't help it, I'm dickstruck."
dickstruck by THAT_GIRL1 October 24, 2011

dickstruction 

A rapid/aggresive movment from the penis in one of the many orfices of the human body.
After being locked up in prison, Kevin knew there would be pure dickstruction at the first sign of a hookup.
dickstruction by Andypal September 7, 2010
Word used as a substitute for 'twenty' after the original number was stolen by the Kaiser.
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.
Dickity by DaveGranger April 13, 2010

Dickisured 

Insurance for a single person protecting financial assets from dicks.
I'm a single woman so I called my insurance agent to protect my finances from all dicks. I'm now dickisured!
Dickisured by Dmarie2015 January 1, 2015