by Xui October 16, 2003
A citizen of another country (non-US)who provides information and/or services of importance to the CIA. The country's government generally remains unaware that the agent is working with the CIA.
I'm not an agent working for the CIA, I'm an Officer working for the CIA! There's a big difference. An officer is generally a United States citizen trained by the CIA. An agent is just some bozo we hire to backstab his country. They're 2 completely different positions! Now that I've told you this, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you.
by inane5 February 08, 2005
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
by YourMotherJeMoeder August 02, 2016
The Agents are a big federal organization which hunts down outlaws and paranoid teenagers or adults
For a normal and sober person they are fictional or blend in very well in our world but actually they are rouge creations made by the ushevite
The only real way to know if the agents are hunting you is to be tripping balls. When you finally see them it is common to experience intense panic or paranoia for a few seconds, thinking that they will bust yo ass but this symptom can be easily avoided if you rush to a safe house
If you start to see The Agents even when you are completely sober it is likely that you suffer from the agent disease which can lead to non-stop paranoia, fear, nausea or the feeling to be non-stop high so you can sense the agents from a larger radius
For a normal and sober person they are fictional or blend in very well in our world but actually they are rouge creations made by the ushevite
The only real way to know if the agents are hunting you is to be tripping balls. When you finally see them it is common to experience intense panic or paranoia for a few seconds, thinking that they will bust yo ass but this symptom can be easily avoided if you rush to a safe house
If you start to see The Agents even when you are completely sober it is likely that you suffer from the agent disease which can lead to non-stop paranoia, fear, nausea or the feeling to be non-stop high so you can sense the agents from a larger radius
Doro: I am hungry wanna go grab something to eat?
Mario: Nah bro I think that the agents are coming for me I'm going home
Mario: Nah bro I think that the agents are coming for me I'm going home
by Bradorko March 24, 2019
Sentient programs within the Matrix, the law enforcers for the Machine organization. They all resemble tall white males in suits and sunglasses. They can move in and out of any hardware directly connected to the Matrix, which means that anyone who's mind has not been liberated is potentially an Agent. They have amazing abilities not limited to super strength, speed, accuracy, and masterful skill of all martial arts. Only one human has ever been able to defeat any Agents who attempt to oppose him: the One, Neo. Now that he is deceased, Zion operatives can do only one thing when they see Agents: run.
"I've seen an Agent punch through a concrete wall, men have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air. Yet their strength and their speed is still based in a world that is built on rules..."
by clowmanus February 11, 2005