noun: a person who believes certain penis sizes are superior to others
adjective: having the belief that certain penis sizes are superior to others
adjective: having the belief that certain penis sizes are superior to others
by missoldskool May 25, 2016
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When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
Get the Uniform Dickstribution mug.A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
by knight_visionn December 6, 2009
Get the Dickstick mug.Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.
"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."
"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."
"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."
by drspacebaby May 29, 2015
Get the dickstar mug.adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
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Never in the history of dickism....
Dickism is unnecessary!
Never in the history of dickism....
Dickism is unnecessary!
by J Farrar January 1, 2012
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