Dickstracting
Dickstracting by Seymoore March 1, 2017
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Dickstracting
When a man distracts a woman with sexual innuendo. Causing a woman to be focused on sexual thoughts of a particular man.
Just hearing his voice in my ear dickstracts me. (verb) He referenced how well his sweatpants were hanging and I became dickstracted. (adjective) The banter back and forth leading up to date night is so dickstracting.
Dickstracting by DusteeCowboy April 15, 2020
Dickstracting
1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage
Dickstracting by Postman54603 January 30, 2021
dickstraction
Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.
"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"
"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."
"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."
dickstraction by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005
DICKstractions
Adam - *sends snap*
Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet
Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”
Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet
Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”
DICKstractions by Wolfany January 19, 2021
Social dickstacing
Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.
Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.
Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.
Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.
Social dickstacing by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022
Distracting
Distracting by about42penguins October 21, 2008
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