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biological weapon of mass dickstruction 

A female foreign undercover spy that has devastating STDs and is spreading those diseases in a foreign adversary’s country by being a big whore, slut, or honey trap. State sponsored prostitutes with sexual transmitted biological diseases and infections that can be naturally occurring or gain of function manufactured diseases from the lab that are sexually transmitted.
Fang Fang is a state sponsored prostitute and is used as a biological weapon of mass dickstruction against the host countries senators.

dickstraction 

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.
"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."
dickstraction by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

DICKstractions 

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.
Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao
DICKstractions by Wolfany January 19, 2021

daisy's distruction 

A terrible video of a four year old named daisy getting hanged by her feet without clothes and getting beat up raped and chopped up
Random person: hey! Have you watched daisy's distruction?
The other person: hell no! That's illegal!

doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.
I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

dickstraction 

When one likes a man so much they can't give "it" up too soon. In order to maintain the "pure" image and still meet their sexual needs, they indulge in meaningless sex on the side till a relationship with the desired one is established.
I hope you didn't sleep with him yet!?" "OMG I want to do him so grossly but I can't cause I like him too much! Thank God for my dickstractions or I would've commited virginal suicide by now!
dickstraction by VanessaMelissa October 6, 2010