Dickisured 

Insurance for a single person protecting financial assets from dicks.

I'm a single woman so I called my insurance agent to protect my finances from all dicks. I'm now dickisured!

Dickisured by Dmarie2015 January 1, 2015

dickinjured

Injury resulting from excessive blows to the head by a large peen.

“Ashley was supposed to meet for us for coffee this morning but had to cancel because she got dickinjured last night during the gangbang”.

dickinjured by bankz316 February 14, 2021

dickacured 

Manicured from the scrotum to the top of the genital area, stopping just below the bottom of the waistline. The equivalent of manicured, but for your penile region

While she was out getting her manicure, I made sure I was dickacured before going out on a hot date.

dickacured by ChewedGlass January 16, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022