Dickisured 

Insurance for a single person protecting financial assets from dicks.

I'm a single woman so I called my insurance agent to protect my finances from all dicks. I'm now dickisured!

Dickisured by Dmarie2015 January 1, 2015

dickinjured

Injury resulting from excessive blows to the head by a large peen.

“Ashley was supposed to meet for us for coffee this morning but had to cancel because she got dickinjured last night during the gangbang”.

dickinjured by bankz316 February 14, 2021

dickacured 

Manicured from the scrotum to the top of the genital area, stopping just below the bottom of the waistline. The equivalent of manicured, but for your penile region

While she was out getting her manicure, I made sure I was dickacured before going out on a hot date.

dickacured by ChewedGlass January 16, 2018