The ruler of Germany. The line ended when Kaiser Willhelm fled to the Netherlands, thus ending the first world war.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist - regarding Kaiser Sozé
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.
by One two November 08, 2016
"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"
by rotohomo March 18, 2009
Kaiser is an extrovert and always has a lot to say and carries himself with confidence, he is also very intellectual but what people don't know is that he has a shy side and typically hides his embarrassment with a joke and instead of letting people address what is embarrassing him, he addresses it first so the humiliation is less.
Kaiser's best features are his eyes you can get lost in and his bone structure. But the thing he wears best is his confidence and charm which has almost every girl falling for him.
Kaiser's typically go for the popular girls but for looks it could range from a blonde to a brunette. Prettiness is Prettiness so as long as you look good you could find yourself dating a Kaiser. Kaiser's are always horny and find themselves saying or doing the most inappropriate things. Kaiser's are down for anything and aren't the most loyal when it comes to relationships but if you're looking for nothing serious then he is the guy for you. Nevertheless as friends he will always stick by you. Get yourself a Kaiser.
Kaiser's best features are his eyes you can get lost in and his bone structure. But the thing he wears best is his confidence and charm which has almost every girl falling for him.
Kaiser's typically go for the popular girls but for looks it could range from a blonde to a brunette. Prettiness is Prettiness so as long as you look good you could find yourself dating a Kaiser. Kaiser's are always horny and find themselves saying or doing the most inappropriate things. Kaiser's are down for anything and aren't the most loyal when it comes to relationships but if you're looking for nothing serious then he is the guy for you. Nevertheless as friends he will always stick by you. Get yourself a Kaiser.
Karen: I heard your dating someone who is it?
Ashley: i'm dating Kaiser i'm not sure if you know him.
Karen: How could i not know who Kaiser is. Once you meet him it's hard to forget him!
Ashley: i'm dating Kaiser i'm not sure if you know him.
Karen: How could i not know who Kaiser is. Once you meet him it's hard to forget him!
by Anonymous definitions 101 May 28, 2020
A unit of measurement, usually used for comparing dongs, which obtains its' value from what is in Jake the Snake Kaiser's pants. Its' legendary status earned it the right to be a unit of measurement. 1 kaiser= 1.5 ft=.47 m.
Luke: I know it's gay to mention, but I saw a guy in the changing room at the Y who was only .033 kaisers long. It was like a tic tac.
Brennan k.: The 3 repeating of course.....
Brennan k.: The 3 repeating of course.....
by kcma April 20, 2011
Kaiser is the name given to a boy who is, to sum it all up, TRASH. Kaiser is a boy that has trust issues. He's usually very childish and immature and never takes things seriously. He usually apologises for things and then does it again. He is not that peng at all in all honesty and they usually have dry lips. Kaiser is usually smart and in a top class but that means they are very moist. A KAISER usually breaks and doesnt care about it. Never date a Kaiser!
by perezfinest June 08, 2019