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Suicide Mode

A point when a person begins to consume alcohol at an exponential rate. Usually occurring after one has already been drinking for several hours and has decided that they can handle a limitless amount of alcohol. Typically results in loss of memory, confusion, and an inability to perform normal functions. On the other hand it can be a lot of fun, especially if you are an onlooker.
Sebastiaan: Ryan went into suicide mode last night at Oktoberfest
Stefan: Yeah, at one point he decided to drink all the beer on the table. I had to sign him into his hotel room last night and apparently he woke up and couldn't remember how he got there.
by Hulk19 May 4, 2017
mugGet the Suicide Modemug.

razaten

Razaten: a German verb meaning to drink beer while masturbating. The conjugation is shown below.

Ich razate
Du razatest
Er razatet
Wir razaten
Ihr razatet
Sie razaten

Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
by Hulk19 July 28, 2017
mugGet the razatenmug.

Quintenesque

Something that is painfully slow.
Quinten is slower than molasses in January. He's Quintenesque!
by Hulk19 September 27, 2018
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Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
mugGet the Uniform Dickstributionmug.

Kinder

Sven Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
by Hulk19 February 2, 2018
mugGet the Kindermug.

Double Paddy

a threesome with two Irish guys.
Last night Shannon had a double paddy as she was sandwiched between Seamus and Padraig as they dp’d her in the toilet of O'Donoghues.
by Hulk19 June 18, 2020
mugGet the Double Paddymug.

Kinder

Sven: Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
by Hulk19 February 2, 2018
mugGet the Kindermug.

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