Hatrick Sprayze

Hatrick Sprayze is the act of vomiting thrice in one evening of drinking. If one has completed such an act then that person is also known as Hatrick Sprayze.
Sebastiaan: Did you hear that Medzhnun vomited three times on Friday after drinking at the Christmas markets?

Blaise: Yeah he's a real Hatrick Sprayze. After the markets we went to a couple bars. He puked once at the first bar, once at the second, and a third time on the walk home.
by Hulk19 December 17, 2018
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Sucksessful

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.
Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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Kinder

Sven: Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
by Hulk19 February 02, 2018
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Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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razaten

Razaten: a German verb meaning to drink beer while masturbating. The conjugation is shown below.

Ich razate
Du razatest
Er razatet
Wir razaten
Ihr razatet
Sie razaten

Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
by Hulk19 July 28, 2017
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Quintenesque

Something that is painfully slow.
Quinten is slower than molasses in January. He's Quintenesque!
by Hulk19 September 27, 2018
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Speed of Light Fart

Speed of Light Fart:

A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
The other day I was in the elevator with another person when I started to smell something terrible. A moment later and that person left and just after the door closed I heard a loud fart noise which I did not make. I then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.
by Hulk19 August 07, 2017
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