Hulk19's definitions

Cockoldry

When a man or a woman’s husband engages in cuckoldry with another man.

Ben came home early from the office one night only to witness his husband engaging in cockoldry with his neighbor Dale.

by Hulk19 October 19, 2020

Double Paddy

a threesome with two Irish guys.

Last night Shannon had a double paddy as she was sandwiched between Seamus and Padraig as they dp’d her in the toilet of O'Donoghues.

by Hulk19 June 18, 2020

Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Sucksessful

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.

Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.

by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Hatrick Sprayze

Hatrick Sprayze is the act of vomiting thrice in one evening of drinking. If one has completed such an act then that person is also known as Hatrick Sprayze.

Sebastiaan: Did you hear that Medzhnun vomited three times on Friday after drinking at the Christmas markets?

Blaise: Yeah he's a real Hatrick Sprayze. After the markets we went to a couple bars. He puked once at the first bar, once at the second, and a third time on the walk home.

by Hulk19 December 17, 2018

Quintenesque

Something that is painfully slow.

Quinten is slower than molasses in January. He's Quintenesque!

by Hulk19 September 27, 2018

Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018