When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
Get the Uniform Dickstribution mug.Ben came home early from the office one night only to witness his husband engaging in cockoldry with his neighbor Dale.
by Hulk19 October 19, 2020
Get the Cockoldry mug.1.) Becoming incredibly drunk after just a few drinks and having either your friends, colleagues, or boss take your drink away
2.) Completing the following set of events (not necessarily in order):
a. Drinking entirely too much (especially at an event such as a wedding)
b. Almost falling down or into or out of something (such as falling into a sea while standing on a dock)
c. Passing out
d. Getting sick on someone (especially after they woke you up)
e. Getting sick on oneself
f. Requiring others to carry you to your home or hotel
g. Requiring others hold your head up as you vomit
h. Telling the people who have helped you that you love them
i. Waking up with less clothes on than you had when you passed out
Note: Once one has pulled a Sally then that person will be known as Sally until said person imbibes with someone to the point where the other person pulls a bigger Sally than one’s own Sally.
2.) Completing the following set of events (not necessarily in order):
a. Drinking entirely too much (especially at an event such as a wedding)
b. Almost falling down or into or out of something (such as falling into a sea while standing on a dock)
c. Passing out
d. Getting sick on someone (especially after they woke you up)
e. Getting sick on oneself
f. Requiring others to carry you to your home or hotel
g. Requiring others hold your head up as you vomit
h. Telling the people who have helped you that you love them
i. Waking up with less clothes on than you had when you passed out
Note: Once one has pulled a Sally then that person will be known as Sally until said person imbibes with someone to the point where the other person pulls a bigger Sally than one’s own Sally.
Dimitri: Sebastiaan really pulled a Sally at Muammer's wedding. He even got sick one me.
Zaher: Yeah, but at least he loves us. We all knew somone would be pulling a Sally.
Zaher: Yeah, but at least he loves us. We all knew somone would be pulling a Sally.
by Hulk19 July 12, 2015
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Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
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Get the Quintenesque mug.Razaten: a German verb meaning to drink beer while masturbating. The conjugation is shown below.
Ich razate
Du razatest
Er razatet
Wir razaten
Ihr razatet
Sie razaten
Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
Ich razate
Du razatest
Er razatet
Wir razaten
Ihr razatet
Sie razaten
Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
by Hulk19 July 28, 2017
Get the razaten mug.Hatrick Sprayze is the act of vomiting thrice in one evening of drinking. If one has completed such an act then that person is also known as Hatrick Sprayze.
Sebastiaan: Did you hear that Medzhnun vomited three times on Friday after drinking at the Christmas markets?
Blaise: Yeah he's a real Hatrick Sprayze. After the markets we went to a couple bars. He puked once at the first bar, once at the second, and a third time on the walk home.
Blaise: Yeah he's a real Hatrick Sprayze. After the markets we went to a couple bars. He puked once at the first bar, once at the second, and a third time on the walk home.
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