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Speed of Light Fart:
A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
The other day I was in the elevator with another person when I started to smell something terrible. A moment later and that person left and just after the door closed I heard a loud fart noise which I did not make. I then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.
by Hulk19 August 7, 2017
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Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
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Get the Quintenesque mug.Razaten: a German verb meaning to drink beer while masturbating. The conjugation is shown below.
Ich razate
Du razatest
Er razatet
Wir razaten
Ihr razatet
Sie razaten
Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
Ich razate
Du razatest
Er razatet
Wir razaten
Ihr razatet
Sie razaten
Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
by Hulk19 July 28, 2017
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Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
by Hulk19 February 2, 2018
Get the Kinder mug.A point when a person begins to consume alcohol at an exponential rate. Usually occurring after one has already been drinking for several hours and has decided that they can handle a limitless amount of alcohol. Typically results in loss of memory, confusion, and an inability to perform normal functions. On the other hand it can be a lot of fun, especially if you are an onlooker.
Sebastiaan: Ryan went into suicide mode last night at Oktoberfest
Stefan: Yeah, at one point he decided to drink all the beer on the table. I had to sign him into his hotel room last night and apparently he woke up and couldn't remember how he got there.
Stefan: Yeah, at one point he decided to drink all the beer on the table. I had to sign him into his hotel room last night and apparently he woke up and couldn't remember how he got there.
by Hulk19 May 4, 2017
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