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The only natural science that can be broken down into the categories "making drugs" and "blowing stuff up". Unfortunately, chemistry isn't all fun and games, mostly because of chemistry teachers, who are always bitching about things like "significant figures" and "molality versus molarity".
Remember that chemistry demonstration where the teacher burned his eyebrows off? That was hilarious.
by Al February 05, 2004
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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A class required in high school designed to make your day shit. The driest assholes from your nearest community college are rounded up and given worksheets to keep for their entire teaching career, of which they make endless copies and in an orgy of sadistic joy they throw them at you and tell you to learn. Chemistry itself if the science of the smallest fucking shit in the universe that just so happens to require the most detailed math problems. If you know what you're doing, you probably don't.
"All right students, keep in mind 2 out of 3 times in chemistry, there is an exception to the rule."

"That make's sense. I'll always remember the hydronium concentration of sulfuric acid. That will help me when I'm the fucking president and making ten times more than my chemistry teacher."
by redwings96 May 05, 2013
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1. the art of pretending to be a noble gas

2. an agonizing high school class designed to teach students about definition 1
1. I'm going to do some chemistry.

2. I failed chemistry.
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A school subject that teaches the alert young anarchist how to make primative explosive devices.
One of the few useful things I learnt at school was how to make nitro-based explosives.
by black flag June 02, 2004
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Chemistry is the process of torturing high school students into freaking out and consequently dropping out of school.
That bum was a victim of chemistry.
by bOb_ that one guy October 10, 2005
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