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dickstract 

The act of being distracted by your partner's dick. Usually starts by a couple trying to be wholesome and then throwing it all out the window for dat dick
Guy: "babe you said that you wanted to just watch a movie and be wholesome"
Girl/guy: "Yeah, nevermind, she'll be right, you are dickstracting me"
dickstract by AAAAAAAHHHHHHH3825 September 13, 2019

Dickstract 

When you accidentally get distracted from reaching your goals because of a sexy ass man's offerings
Today's goal.. Don't let a sexy ass motherfucker dickstract you from making moves.
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that
Dickstract by Adminthefuckery October 13, 2019

Dickstract 

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him
Dickstract by Kleanere October 4, 2018

Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

dickstruck 

When all other positive or negative attributes of a man fall to the wayside on account of him having either a big dick or being really good in bed.
"He's kind of a lame but I can't help it, I'm dickstruck."
dickstruck by THAT_GIRL1 October 24, 2011

Distractess 

A confident girl who can stop an office conversation, but is still scandal-free.
Wow, Krista looks amazing considering she just downloaded a kid. Quite the distractess.
Distractess by RobSlob June 13, 2015
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