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Cracktorio 

A game in which you automate and build factories that is so addicting that victims will forget to eat and sleep. Once someone are hooked there is no hope of them becoming a normal person again. It's common for people addicted to the substance to believe the factories they build resemble spaghetti thus making their mind forget that they have to acheive food by doing stuff irl. Another common side effect of the game is for the victim's wife and kids to leave them thus giving them more time to play Cracktorio and worsening the vicious cycle.
"This game community is so friendly and constructive! Maybe I should play some more Cracktorio?"
"I was busy playing Cracktorio all night and the week prior. Last week I played a total of 161 hours and I see no problem with that."
Cracktorio by RoadConstructor January 28, 2022
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cracktonite 

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.
Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.
cracktonite by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

Cracktonia

A majestic empire in the cafeteria of Amity Regional High School. With a well thought out governing body and constitution, Cracktonia has withstood years of attacks from administrative officials and foreign armies. When the country was dissolved, each citizen ceremoniously licked the Crack dividing the two Cracktonian provinces.
"Man, i want to go on vacation"
"Let's go to the majestic nation of Cracktonia!"

cracktro 

An intro that introduces a crack.
Razor 911 had some nice cracktros for their C64 prods.
cracktro by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004

crackteria 

The bacteria that lives in a vaginal or rectal crack.
I went down on my wife last night and emerged this morning with foul halitosis from her “crackteria”.
crackteria by devestment October 10, 2009

cracktory 

An orifice that manufactures crack, stench, or both.
I can smell her cracktory a mile away, I bet you could scrape it and smoked the resin if it didn’t stank so bad.
cracktory by devestment October 10, 2009

crocktorial

N. Area located within the crotch area. Mostly used from a male but is generalized to any gender who wants to use it.
“Damn Dawg, get away from my crocktorial area”
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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