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cocktologist 

A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.
The last girl I dated was quite the cocktologist.
cocktologist by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009

crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.
That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.
crackologist by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

Croctologist

Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.
Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!
Croctologist by Janet66 June 30, 2009

Cocktologist 

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.
This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.
Cocktologist by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008

crackologist

An individual highly skilled in the process of converting powder cocaine into crack ("cooking," "cheffing," roasting," etc.).
"Yo man, I don't need you to help me roast this powder. Don't you know I'm a crackologist in this?"
crackologist by J' Rock April 25, 2006

Cocktologist 

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.
'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)
Cocktologist by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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