Cracktologist
(See also Cracktitioner) A professional who has studied Cracktology and who has achieved at least a Crackchelor.
Cracktologist by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
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cocktologist
A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.
cocktologist by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009
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crackologist
A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.
crackologist by Tonton510 April 23, 2009
Croctologist
Person A: You should get Crocs.
Person B: Why? What's so great about them?
Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....
Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!
Person B: Why? What's so great about them?
Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....
Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!
Croctologist by Janet66 June 30, 2009
Cocktologist
A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.
Cocktologist by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008
crackologist
An individual highly skilled in the process of converting powder cocaine into crack ("cooking," "cheffing," roasting," etc.).
crackologist by J' Rock April 25, 2006
Cocktologist
'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'
(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)
(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)
Cocktologist by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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