Cracktologist

(See also Cracktitioner) A professional who has studied Cracktology and who has achieved at least a Crackchelor.

I’m a qualified Cracktologist.

by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

cocktologist

A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.

The last girl I dated was quite the cocktologist.

by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009

crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.

That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.

by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

Croctologist

Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.

Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!

by Janet66 June 30, 2009

Cocktologist

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.

This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.

by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008

crackologist

An individual highly skilled in the process of converting powder cocaine into crack ("cooking," "cheffing," roasting," etc.).

"Yo man, I don't need you to help me roast this powder. Don't you know I'm a crackologist in this?"

by J' Rock April 25, 2006

Cocktologist

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.

'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)

by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011