little microrgansims that cause infection and diseases
bacteria kill by the millions
by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004
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Tiny beings that you live with.
I live with a bunch of bacteria
I sleep with them too...
by Soap with Pancakes April 7, 2018
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A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
by ausxau June 19, 2017
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The opposite of Mr Beast - an evil genius who has a curly moustache, eats baguettes, cuts off your arms and legs, and steals $100000 dollars from people.
Person 1: Did you see that new monsieur bacteria video?
Person 2: YESS! He put down every dog in the pound
by dreamlovesyou_ September 15, 2020
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A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.
We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.
by Emperor Fraise October 28, 2020
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