cracktonite

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.

Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.

by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

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Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

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NOUN: {root words are 'chick' and 'kryptonite'}

When you're out trying to pick up female company and a friend of yours is either too drunk, too obnoxious, or for whatever reason is chasing away the women he is CHICKTONITE.

USAGE:

"Dude. STOP DRINKING! You are complete chicktonite right now."

by Joker Games February 25, 2010

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Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

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Cracktonia

A majestic empire in the cafeteria of Amity Regional High School. With a well thought out governing body and constitution, Cracktonia has withstood years of attacks from administrative officials and foreign armies. When the country was dissolved, each citizen ceremoniously licked the Crack dividing the two Cracktonian provinces.

"Man, i want to go on vacation"
"Let's go to the majestic nation of Cracktonia!"

by THE CRACKTONIAN PARLIAMENT June 28, 2004

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Cranstonite

The term used to define a hardcore member of the fan base of actor Bryan Cranston, known for his roles as Walter White on "Breaking Bad" and Hal on "Malcolm in the Middle." This term is awarded to those fans who fully realize and appreciate the plethora of talent on display any time Bryan Cranston makes an appearance in an entertainment medium.

Cranstonite 1 - "I can't believe that the same guy who was the dad on Malcolm in the Middle just dominated two guys in an SUV and then executed the one guy that was still alive."

Cranstonite 2 - "I'm not really surprised. The range that Cranston has far exceeds that of most actors out there."

Cranstonite 1 - "Right on. Bryan Cranston will next be taking over the world of voice acting as he is voicing James Gordon in the animated film 'Batman: Year One."

by Dev24 July 20, 2011

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