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crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.
That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.
crackologist by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

crackology

Noun.

Crackology is the science of everything to do with crack. This includes but is not limited to; smoking, cooking, selling, and bargaining for crack cocaine. Sometimes referred to as a Crackologist.
Did you ace your final in Crackology 101?
crackology by MundaneThread October 22, 2017

crackerology 

the study of ignorant white people, and their natural habitat --the trailer parks
My friends and I were researching the contemporary study, crackerology in a local trailer park.
crackerology by Ciearrra August 31, 2010

crackologist

An individual highly skilled in the process of converting powder cocaine into crack ("cooking," "cheffing," roasting," etc.).
"Yo man, I don't need you to help me roast this powder. Don't you know I'm a crackologist in this?"
crackologist by J' Rock April 25, 2006

crackology

degrees that university's certify, in the reality its ongoing crackhead misfortunes due to labels and class!
Yo I got a degree in crackology I'm coming for my paper!
crackology by leafab June 7, 2019

crackologist

people who tend to let you study their butt crack.
"omg, look! she must be the new crackologist. cause damn i keep trying to study her crack."
crackologist by ihtbabes March 15, 2009
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