cracktory

An orifice that manufactures crack, stench, or both.

I can smell her cracktory a mile away, I bet you could scrape it and smoked the resin if it didn’t stank so bad.

by devestment October 10, 2009

beefcurtians

A labia so large that it hangs like window drapery.

I finally got Suzie in the sack, her beefcurtians were so big they were like a big pink taco.

by devestment October 10, 2009

devestment

A reverse investment. To stupidly purchase tangible or paper assets at the top of the market. To act as a human sheep and follow the masses in popular speculative buying.

My bartender says gold is going to $5000 an ounce. I think this could be a good devestment like the real estate he sold us.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Jew porn

Any publication or media involving commmerce or financial business.

Jacob cant get his work done because he cant stop looking at jew porn, he takes it wherever he goes.

by devestment October 11, 2009

alcoholic

Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.

My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.

by devestment October 10, 2009

Cindersmella

A stinky princess.

I think the princess in the Haloween costume messed her pants, she's a real Cindersmella.

by devestment October 13, 2009

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009