Rectal is deeper than anal. In other words, someone who is rectal pays FAR deeper attention to detail than someone who is anal.
Person1: This is ridiculous. I have to get ALL the points right to pass the test?
Person2: Yeah, and to make it worse, if you mispronounce one word or if you take too long or too short of a break in between, you fail.
Person1: That's unfair! Why is the teacher so anal?
Person2: She's more than just anal. She's rectal!
Person2: Yeah, and to make it worse, if you mispronounce one word or if you take too long or too short of a break in between, you fail.
Person1: That's unfair! Why is the teacher so anal?
Person2: She's more than just anal. She's rectal!
by E_Dawg January 10, 2009
Get the rectal mug.When someone walks behind another person, puts their thumb, index finger, and middle finger together and swings it forward into the other person's anus. They will sometimes lift you up or move their fingers around. They will also most likely yell, RECTAAAAAL!!!
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Jeez, Gordon Ramsey, you don't have to be so rectal about it.
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1- in a good way like if you catch a 8 lb fish it is rectal
2- in a bad way like if you are stuck at a family reunion and you want to leave and text your mom “ this is rectal can we leave?!!!”
It gets confusing at times
^examples above^
1- in a good way like if you catch a 8 lb fish it is rectal
2- in a bad way like if you are stuck at a family reunion and you want to leave and text your mom “ this is rectal can we leave?!!!”
It gets confusing at times
^examples above^
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Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
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