rectal 

Rectal is deeper than anal. In other words, someone who is rectal pays FAR deeper attention to detail than someone who is anal.

Person1: This is ridiculous. I have to get ALL the points right to pass the test?

Person2: Yeah, and to make it worse, if you mispronounce one word or if you take too long or too short of a break in between, you fail.

Person1: That's unfair! Why is the teacher so anal?

Person2: She's more than just anal. She's rectal!

rectal by E_Dawg January 10, 2009

Rectal 

When someone walks behind another person, puts their thumb, index finger, and middle finger together and swings it forward into the other person's anus. They will sometimes lift you up or move their fingers around. They will also most likely yell, RECTAAAAAL!!!

*Troy sneaks up behind Jay and jams his finger's in his brute ass*
Troy: RECTAL!!!
Jay: FUCKER!

Rectal by JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY September 16, 2009

rectal 

When someone is not only being anal retentive, but is also being an asshole about it.

Are you some kind of idiot? I said I wanted diet Coke with light ice and two lemon wedges. This clearly has medium ice and only one lemon wedge. Let me talk to your manager!

Jeez, Gordon Ramsey, you don't have to be so rectal about it.

rectal by snapkrackle October 27, 2010

Rectal 

Rectal has two meanings

1- in a good way like if you catch a 8 lb fish it is rectal

2- in a bad way like if you are stuck at a family reunion and you want to leave and text your mom “ this is rectal can we leave?!!!”

It gets confusing at times

^examples above^

It’s rectal if you don’t catch a 8lb fish but it is if you do

Rectal by YOURFAVEMILY January 20, 2020

rectal 

of or to do with the asscrack

John is a f**king rectal rim polisher!!

rectal by rian February 14, 2005

Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

Rectal Reptile by Phuqit October 9, 2006

rectal health day 

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

rectal health day by Bogrimm May 4, 2018