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Cracktorio 

A game in which you automate and build factories that is so addicting that victims will forget to eat and sleep. Once someone are hooked there is no hope of them becoming a normal person again. It's common for people addicted to the substance to believe the factories they build resemble spaghetti thus making their mind forget that they have to acheive food by doing stuff irl. Another common side effect of the game is for the victim's wife and kids to leave them thus giving them more time to play Cracktorio and worsening the vicious cycle.
"This game community is so friendly and constructive! Maybe I should play some more Cracktorio?"
"I was busy playing Cracktorio all night and the week prior. Last week I played a total of 161 hours and I see no problem with that."
Cracktorio by RoadConstructor January 28, 2022
1.Girl bending over + lowrise pants = Cracktion

2. Ass crack peaking out of the pants.
"Dude, did you see when that girl bent down, that was some major cracktion!"
Cracktion by B Diddy. June 24, 2005
Shady activity, usually accompanied by unsavory individuals associated with narcotics - most notably crack cocaine. Cracktion is the result of combining "crack" and "action", as in "He smokes crack" and "There's some crazy action in this neighborhood".

"Lets bail. There's too much cracktion going down around here."
cracktion by Brad Donnell March 3, 2008

Cracktionary 

Another name for the Urban Dictionary.
My cracktionary is fun and informative.

I'm going to hit the cracktionary to find out about those sheilas.

Guy 1: Dude, what the fuck is mung?
Guy2: I don't know.
Guy1: Fuck it, hit the cracktionary.
Cracktionary by jolleyboy July 21, 2009
The act of getting some booty, in straight or gay terms.
See that drunk kid over there? He's looking to get some cracktion tonight.
Cracktion by Cookers Mom September 14, 2009
A combination of the words "crazy" and "action", it means all out violent-chaos.
Cracktion is a trademark of the Bush Administration, 2004-08.
cracktion by horridmike June 27, 2005