62 definitions by Spirit Bear

metrics

Call center slang. This word encompasses the statistics that are taken on call center agents to determine their worth. Usually includes average handle time (AHT), wrap, hold time and a few other basic metrics as well as a few 'spin' metrics added by the client to give the client a feeling of control.

They said Rob got canned because of poor metrics, but we all know the real reason.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

yesterweb

Having been around the web a few times.

This meme is very yesterweb. I saw it on 4chan six weeks ago.

by Spirit Bear August 16, 2007

cracktro

An intro that introduces a crack.

Razor 911 had some nice cracktros for their C64 prods.

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2004

Meeko

1. A character from the Disney movie Pocahantes
2. A plushie made by Mattel that is very popular among plushies (plushophiles).

1. Meeko was a cute raccoon!
2. Did you spooge on my meeko?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2004

penalty hit

1. Being required to take another hit before passing because of a fax pas.
2. Being denied a hit because of a fax pas.

Dude you're not hight enough, take a penalty hit. Puff puff pass.

Dude, penalty hit: We've watched this episode already. Pass.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

bang on

Exactly right. Origin: British english. Also "spot on."

Jane's prediction of fourth-quarter earnings was bang on.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

reorg

A company reorganization, usually involving the firing of a number of employees and promotion of others to the point of uselessness. Often used as a futile measure when a company is about to tank.

Bobco went through a reorg last year, they promoted all of their middle management to management and fired all of the previous managers in a futile attempt to regain stockholder trust.

by Spirit Bear June 26, 2007