a broke ass mutha fucka who relies on crack to sustain daily life. Often seen running at full speed for a multitude of reasons.
by maybenot September 04, 2003
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when a police officer is trying to pull you over but you don't understand so you just keep driving and then when he finally gets you and asks for your registration you look in your glove compartment and there is a dead mouse and you don't know what a registration looks like
yeah this girl I pulled over today was a total crackhead.
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someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called crackheads. crackheads are easy to get along with and usually very funny.
"dang ten is such a crackhead, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"
by ur local softboy March 27, 2019
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People of any race that live to hit that nasty-ass rock. Usually real thin, dirty and smell like warm trash and/or spoiled milk, fecal matter, rotting corpses etc. Frequently bobbing, weaving, twitching and glitching. Large periodic spurts of energy. Always got something for sale or knows somebody that has just what you need. The most severe crackheads can be viewed in the wild missing standard items such as shoes, socks and teeth. If you come into contact with a crackhead it is suggested to secure all valuables and avoid any physical contact or direct contact with their breath (could cause dizzyness and/or vomitting). If you lose property to a crackhead, accept the loss. If you find yourself chasing a crackhead, accept the loss .. crackheads are fast, they be gittin somewheres.. You ain't catching no crackhead...
that guy couldn't stay still for a second, fckn crackhead..
that guy radiated a heavy shit smell, fckn crackhead..
some guy took my quarter from the payphone and I chased him, damn that guy was fast for a homeless lookin shit smeller....mo'fckn crackhead.
by ROTH January 11, 2006
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Slang. a habitual user of cocaine in the form of crack.
Dude, why you gotta be such a crackhead?!
by jkru56 April 14, 2015
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A crackhead is the lowest form of a drug user. They abuse the drug crack cocaine. They are often liars, traitors, and thiefs.

Crackheads are often paranoid and fidgety.

Crackheads can be anyone, any race, any gender.

Crackheads will sell everything and anything to fuel their addiction.

Crackheads cannot be trusted. If you ever find yourself to a person who is a known crackhead, try to get away as fast as possible, otherwise you may lose valauble jewerly, wallet, etc.

Unless you don't mind having any of your prized possessions disappear, it is not wise to let a crackhead into your home. Never leave a crackhead unnattended to, or you will find things mysteriously go missing.

It is important to never let a crackhead get to you, don't ever let them get under your skin. You are the stronger person in the situation, unless you too are a crackhead.

Crackheads are pathetic.
I once called a crackhead's house a few times to get a hold of a person I know, who is also a crack addict. He continued to answer the phone even though it was pretty obvious it was me, again.

Crackhead- "Hello?" (he calmly says this)
Me- "Hi, is _____ there?"
Crackhead- "Ah, wha wha wha WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? He is not HERE" (at this point he was shouting)

Afterwards, I drove up to his house, and to my suprise (not) the crackhead was in the window looking around frantically.

Some More Personal Expirences:

If a person constantly asks you for money, in exchange for their car title, they are probably a crackhead.

If a person is in the bathroom for over an hour, has the bathroom fan on, turns the shower on, but comes out an hour later not wet, they are most likely a crackhead, or up to something.

If a person says they are going to the grocery store for one thing, and don't come back, they are probably on a crack binge.
by D. Lu May 19, 2007
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