comertose

The apparent intellectual ability of someone in a position of extraordinary authority who relies on Faux News for actionable information.

The congressman told ClusterFox that he and the Senator have reviewed a whistleblower letter alleging “a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national”, and found the source “credible.” However, in a remarkably comertose moment, he acknowledged that his understanding of the situation derived from Faux News and Hannity, so he wasn't actually delivering any news on air, merely regurgitating the talking points the network had already constructed for the occasion.

by MasculineToiletGuy May 6, 2023

gomertose

unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.

"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."

by pantybanditvictim March 6, 2009

Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Comatose

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

by valoem December 9, 2004

camerosexual

A camerosexual is very turned on by a smell, a touch, or even the ear lobe of a cameron. Camerosexuals like to be felt upon by a hobknocker. Camerosexuals/Camerons like to be given head, licked on their testicles, and they like to dip their scrotum in ketchup, if they dip it in mustard, the head of the penis will be burnt off. Sometimes, when you give a Camerosexual too much love, they will be filled with excitement and hump everything in their path. When a Cameron is spotted by a Camerosexual, they make loud calling noises, and start peeing on each other.

Sometimes in bed, Camerosexuals like to be licked upon by some jelly and toast, so it can moisturize their bodies.

Wow! Is that a Camerosexual? His body looks so soft!
I know, we had sex the day before yesterday, he told me to give him head, his scrotum was so soft!

Woah, is that Cameron?
He's a total hottie, he's Camerosexual.

by Camera Sex September 5, 2010

commutose

To travel as a commuter while relating to, or affected with coma; unconsciousness.

I can't remember driving to work today. Fuck - I must have been commutose!

by tendollarman February 9, 2005

camerosexual

One who likes to poop out peanuts. Camerosexuals are very friendly, and only bite the first few days you have them. After time, they get more comfortable, and will be your personal passionate lover.

Did you see that camerosexual Blow mme(;

by Jello Belly September 5, 2010