comeytose

Going through life of or in a state of deep unconsciousness for a prolonged or indefinite period, only to awaken in the middle of the night feeling queasy to mildly nauseous, deciding to get one’s classified memos out by asking a close friend to give them to a NYTimes reporter.

"Lordy", he's sitting up in bed again clutching at his tummy - yeap, he's comeytose alright!

by SpartannSir June 14, 2017

Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Comatose

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

by valoem December 9, 2004

commutose

To travel as a commuter while relating to, or affected with coma; unconsciousness.

I can't remember driving to work today. Fuck - I must have been commutose!

by tendollarman February 9, 2005

Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

Comatose

One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!

"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

"??"

by piffman00 February 23, 2009

Comatosed

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!

by Dago February 5, 2004