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Going through life of or in a state of deep unconsciousness for a prolonged or indefinite period, only to awaken in the middle of the night feeling queasy to mildly nauseous, deciding to get one’s classified memos out by asking a close friend to give them to a NYTimes reporter.

"Lordy", he's sitting up in bed again clutching at his tummy - yeap, he's comeytose alright!

comeytose by SpartannSir June 14, 2017

Words you can keep

Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

Mr. Comatose by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Comatose

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"

Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

Comatose by valoem December 9, 2004

commutose

To travel as a commuter while relating to, or affected with coma; unconsciousness.

I can't remember driving to work today. Fuck - I must have been commutose!

commutose by tendollarman February 9, 2005

Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

Comatose by Phoenix January 31, 2004

Comatose

One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!

"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

"??"

Comatose by piffman00 February 23, 2009

Comatosed

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!

Comatosed by Dago February 5, 2004

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026