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when something is completely and utterly bad
friend at late night saturday party: I have to get up at 6am tomorrow morning for work
friend2: dude! that's criminal!
by vinad July 03, 2005
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A crip, blood, Pachuco, or other predator who harms innocent people or takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the liberal.

A businessman who harms innocent people with dangerous products or a ruined environment, or who takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the republican.
Pachuco boys beat people up and steal their wallets. Ken Lay steals people's retirement savings and their security. These guys are criminals.
by The Wog Whomper May 05, 2005
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adj. A person with a propensity toward violence, but not enough capital to start a corporation.
I was robbed by a criminal.
by bob March 14, 2003
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When someone is so good looking it should be a crime.
"Have you met Wilhelm? His looks are criminal."
by Betty N October 30, 2011
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when something is uber cool in any way
Did you see the new Harry Potter film?" "Yeah, its criminal!
by vietzski January 15, 2011
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criminal is an awesome song by disturbed and is among the greatest songs of their time
guy 1: hay hay dude did you hear that song by disturbed

guy 2: ya Criminal?

guy 1: ya that one

guy 2: of coarse who hasn't?
by theman102 February 11, 2012
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