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adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"

Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin
by valoem December 09, 2004
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
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To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.
Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.
by Phoenix January 31, 2004
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One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!
"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

by piffman00 October 20, 2008
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What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.
I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!
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1. In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma
2. Numb or Numbing

Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn
"My heart is Comatose, Comtose."
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a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.
man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean
by nigguhfingaz January 02, 2007
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