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The apparent intellectual ability of someone in a position of extraordinary authority who relies on Faux News for actionable information.
The congressman told ClusterFox that he and the Senator have reviewed a whistleblower letter alleging “a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national”, and found the source “credible.” However, in a remarkably comertose moment, he acknowledged that his understanding of the situation derived from Faux News and Hannity, so he wasn't actually delivering any news on air, merely regurgitating the talking points the network had already constructed for the occasion.
by MasculineToiletGuy May 6, 2023
Get the comertosemug. The two-generations worth of racist, bigoted, misogynistic, goose-stepping talibangelical white trash that Leonard Leo, Don McGahn and Moscow Mitch have put on the Federal Bench.
Sickening to watch the Leo-nazis on SCROTUS throwing the "treasonous orange sht-gibbon" a lifeline yesterday.
by MasculineToiletGuy April 26, 2024
Get the Leo-Nazimug. by MasculineToiletGuy March 13, 2021
Get the Muzzle Brakemug. A violent insurrection, motivated by greed and fear, funded by talibangelicals and oligarchs, designed to keep an autocrat-wannabe in power just long enough for the statutes of limitations to run out and for his crime family to rob the country blind.
Wow - the 7-hour gap in #DOTUS' White House call logs during his coup d'otard sure looks like a cover-up for his criminal intent?
by MasculineToiletGuy March 30, 2022
Get the Coup D'otardmug. The ancient republican martial art of starting a fire in a crowded theater and then immediately denying not only starting the fire, but also that there was a theater, or a fire, and going on to say how terrible it is that someone would do something like that.
The two lawmakers issued a joint statement Wednesday alleging "a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national," in turn requesting production of an unclassified record which they claim could provide insight into any purported illegality.
Later, grassplaining in a new interview, the Senator seemed to imply that proof behind the allegations he made about the President's past and any communications with foreign nationals remains lacking.
Later, grassplaining in a new interview, the Senator seemed to imply that proof behind the allegations he made about the President's past and any communications with foreign nationals remains lacking.
by MasculineToiletGuy May 6, 2023
Get the grassplainingmug. "Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judge’s sic - Oxford Apostrophe, Military, Vets, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen," shrieked our national shame.
by MasculineToiletGuy December 7, 2018
Get the Oxford Apostrophemug. Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.
by MasculineToiletGuy May 5, 2020
Get the Brunch Covidianmug.