Galt Reich

A play on alt-right, the right-wing ultra-nationalist movement characterized by a rejection of knowledge, sanity and civility, and by the use of online media to disseminate lies, wild conspiracy theories, doxxing, and blatantly racist, sexist, monotheocratic and trans-phobic content. The "Galt" comes from John Galt - a character in Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, and "Reich" comes from - well - you get the idea.
The queen of disinformation, Sarah Sanders, is giving the Galt Reich response in this years' SOTU.
by MasculineToiletGuy February 07, 2023
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Brunch Covidian

Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.
Boy - the Brunch Covidians were out in force in Madison last week.
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Muzzle Brake

The retrograde pee stream that results from removing a "Prince Albert" implant.
Watch out for the muzzle brake if you take your Prince Albert out.
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Leo-Nazi

The two-generations worth of racist, bigoted, misogynistic, goose-stepping talibangelical white trash that Leonard Leo, Don McGahn and Moscow Mitch have put on the Federal Bench.
Sickening to watch the Leo-nazis on SCROTUS throwing the "treasonous orange sht-gibbon" a lifeline yesterday.
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grassplaining

The ancient republican martial art of starting a fire in a crowded theater and then immediately denying not only starting the fire, but also that there was a theater, or a fire, and going on to say how terrible it is that someone would do something like that.
The two lawmakers issued a joint statement Wednesday alleging "a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national," in turn requesting production of an unclassified record which they claim could provide insight into any purported illegality.

Later, grassplaining in a new interview, the Senator seemed to imply that proof behind the allegations he made about the President's past and any communications with foreign nationals remains lacking.
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douchetoaster

A douchetoaster burning outside Cheetolini's Las Vegas hotel is the perfect metaphor for the next 4 years.
by MasculineToiletGuy January 19, 2025
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Oxford Apostrophe

A polite way to describe horrendous misuse of punctuation.
"Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judge’s sic - Oxford Apostrophe, Military, Vets, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen," shrieked our national shame.
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