7 definitions by MasculineToiletGuy
"Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judge’s sic - Oxford Apostrophe, Military, Vets, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen," shrieked our national shame.
by MasculineToiletGuy December 7, 2018
by MasculineToiletGuy March 13, 2021
Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.
by MasculineToiletGuy May 5, 2020
The ancient republican martial art of starting a fire in a crowded theater and then immediately denying not only starting the fire, but also that there was a theater, or a fire, and going on to say how terrible it is that someone would do something like that.
The two lawmakers issued a joint statement Wednesday alleging "a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national," in turn requesting production of an unclassified record which they claim could provide insight into any purported illegality.
Later, grassplaining in a new interview, the Senator seemed to imply that proof behind the allegations he made about the President's past and any communications with foreign nationals remains lacking.
Later, grassplaining in a new interview, the Senator seemed to imply that proof behind the allegations he made about the President's past and any communications with foreign nationals remains lacking.
by MasculineToiletGuy May 6, 2023
A play on alt-right, the right-wing ultra-nationalist movement characterized by a rejection of knowledge, sanity and civility, and by the use of online media to disseminate lies, wild conspiracy theories, doxxing, and blatantly racist, sexist, monotheocratic and trans-phobic content. The "Galt" comes from John Galt - a character in Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, and "Reich" comes from - well - you get the idea.
by MasculineToiletGuy February 7, 2023
A violent insurrection, motivated by greed and fear, funded by talibangelicals and oligarchs, designed to keep an autocrat-wannabe in power just long enough for the statutes of limitations to run out and for his crime family to rob the country blind.
Wow - the 7-hour gap in #DOTUS' White House call logs during his coup d'otard sure looks like a cover-up for his criminal intent?
by MasculineToiletGuy March 31, 2022
The apparent intellectual ability of someone in a position of extraordinary authority who relies on Faux News for actionable information.
The congressman told ClusterFox that he and the Senator have reviewed a whistleblower letter alleging “a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national”, and found the source “credible.” However, in a remarkably comertose moment, he acknowledged that his understanding of the situation derived from Faux News and Hannity, so he wasn't actually delivering any news on air, merely regurgitating the talking points the network had already constructed for the occasion.
by MasculineToiletGuy May 6, 2023