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A very good Ivy League college whose graduates are:

a) Intelligent
b) Narcissistic
c) Effeminate
There's a very good reason why nobody ever says "(insert the name of your alma mater here) is the Princeton of the (insert the geographic region of your alma mater here)."

Nobody but a Princeton grad would ever want to be associated with Princeton.
by BcozTheNight October 30, 2007
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Ivy League school that has inflated opinion of itself. Expensive investment as a hope for for success
#1 "My senior thesis at Princeton concerned Hegel and his..."
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"
by ThunderMummy October 27, 2005
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An Amazing Blexican In A Young Singing Group Called Mindless Behavior ! He's Smart , Cute , And Talented ! His Favorite Color Is Green . His Birthday Is April 21st 1997 . He Loves John Lennon . When He Has On A Mustache , His Name Is Fernando . He's From L.A . His Dogs name Is Beans . His Real Name Is Jacob Emmanuel Perez . He LOVES NY .
by Fernando'ssWifey ! October 13, 2011
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Stays out of the silly Harvard-Yale rivalry and quietly excels at everything it does. Has an incredible arts program and is situated in the best college town in America, and right down the street from Albert Einstein's old house.
The guy who invented mutual funds came out of Princeton.
by motbob August 16, 2005
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The best Ivy League school (we're elitist for a reason). Home to schizophrenic math prodigies, religion professors who release rap albums, and a student body that knows how to filibuster. Even engineers have been know to have fun here, and students of the Humanities recite lengthy passages from the classics when they get drunk after finals. Between the nuclear physicists at the Elementary Particles Lab, the Pre-Meds in one of the world's best Mol Bio programs, the soon-to-be fabulously wealthy I-Bankers coming from the Econ department, and the future leaders being groomed at Woody Woo, Princeton should be ready to commence its plans for world domination within the decade. In fact, we've already begun to... but no, I've said too much already. You'll just have to wait and see for yourself.
Princeton's motto is "Dei Sub Numine Viget." This means "God went to Princeton."
by I. M. A. Sophomore August 11, 2005
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