hospital

A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.

Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!

by WelkinRing February 8, 2012

hospital

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

Do you like hospital food?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

hospital

a torture chamber that in the ends make you all better.

while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.

by Airplane Junky November 5, 2012

hospital

Where sick people live and doctors work.

Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

hospital

A big building with patients.

"These people must be taken to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

by spiff328 December 30, 2008

hospital

A place wit doctors 'n shit

My grandma got ghonnoria so she had to go to da hospital, you know.. The place wit doctors 'n shit.

by bingwang October 24, 2009

hospital

a place where you exchange physical suffering for financial suffering

doctor: the operation was successful you got a new kidney, now you pay us 60,000 dollars
person: what how am i suppose to pay for that i already spent all my cash on the uber to the hospital
doctor: idk not my problem, sell your kidney i guess

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