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A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.
Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!
by WelkinRing January 21, 2012
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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Where all the sexy nurses on Halloween work.
Sexy nurse costumes are so popular that my Halloween party is going to look like a ho-spital.
by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017
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A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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a torture chamber that in the ends make you all better.
while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.
by Airplane Junky May 25, 2012
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The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!
by Ghost of Nate Abel Cox February 06, 2018
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The first place you wake up at, after you say: "Hold my beer and watch this".
Yesterday we were having a sick night, but then we ended up in the hospital cuz he broke a leg.
by garo12 February 13, 2019
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