valoem's definitions

Comatose

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

by valoem December 9, 2004

fine china

Though some misuse the term fine china to describe cocaine the original definition refers to heroin in its purest form. It is a white powder unlike "dirty" heroin which is brown or black. Fine china can be snorted.

Nah, I couldn't get any fine china. We got Black Tar Heroin though.

by valoem February 6, 2005

Nose drops

slang for liquefied heroin

I can't get any Nose drops.

by valoem February 6, 2005

Oolies

Marijuana laced with crack

Make sure you don't smoke oolies.

by valoem February 6, 2005

Jai Guru Deva om

It was said in the beatles song "Across the Universe". Most simple translation is:

"I give thanks to Guru Dev (heavenly teacher) om"

Om is just a sound. However a more detailed translation is:

"Jai" means "O Hail" or "Victory to"
"Guru" means "Teacher"
"Deva" means "God/Lord/Demi-God"
"om" some say is the source of all existence that comes from vibration

Note Guru Dev was a Maharishi's teacher

Jai guru deva om
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world

by valoem December 22, 2004

ambien

A sleeping pill designed for insomnia. Use of this pill without sleeping will result in hallucinations. One may feel as if he or she was dreaming when he or she is actually awake. Abuse of this pill maybe used for recreation. However do not consume with alcohol.

Mehran and I are gonna pop some ambien tonight.

by valoem October 5, 2004

sandbag

When a player in any game chooses (on purpose) to not play their best. Normally this is because they are too superior, they want to hustle you, or they are too lazy to play their best with nothing on the line.

Also see sandbagging (verb form)

Can we play again?

And this time please don't sandbag.

by valoem July 15, 2008