gomertose 

unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.

"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."

gomertose by pantybanditvictim March 6, 2009

Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.

I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.

Gomersexual by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004

gomersexual

an idiot who will only have sexual relations with another idiot

laura bush, after discovering her husband in bed with dick cheney, cried out...i always knew i was married to a gomersexual!!!

gomersexual by dan13 April 24, 2006

comertose

The apparent intellectual ability of someone in a position of extraordinary authority who relies on Faux News for actionable information.

The congressman told ClusterFox that he and the Senator have reviewed a whistleblower letter alleging “a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national”, and found the source “credible.” However, in a remarkably comertose moment, he acknowledged that his understanding of the situation derived from Faux News and Hannity, so he wasn't actually delivering any news on air, merely regurgitating the talking points the network had already constructed for the occasion.

comertose by MasculineToiletGuy May 6, 2023