commutose 

To travel as a commuter while relating to, or affected with coma; unconsciousness.

I can't remember driving to work today. Fuck - I must have been commutose!

commutose by tendollarman February 9, 2005

Commuovere 

“A heartwarming story that moved you to tears.”

Basically, any movie with a dog in it does this to me. If you want to experience Commuovere firsthand, watch Hachiko, a film based on a true story about a dog who waited for his owner at the train station every day – and did so for years after the owner died. (It's okay to cry right now.)

Commuovere by Vabe Tellurion December 13, 2022

communese 

the language of the gods

Communese is the best language. As they said in the motherland, "sharing is caring motherf*cker."

communese by Foba Bett February 28, 2019

sloppy commute 

The long, dirty walk of shame from the place a shart occurs to the clean up destination.

White Castle was delicious, but the sloppy commute I could have done without!

sloppy commute by papa squatz February 22, 2014

Mr. Comatose 

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

Mr. Comatose by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Reverse Commute 

During a threesome (one guy, two girls) after the deposit has been made into one girl, the other girl immediately sucks it out.

Alternative Definition: Two guys bring home two girls from the bar (one hot, the other a granade or 'Grimbo'). They are all having sex in the same room and the guy with the hot girl is experiencing the 'Reverse Commute' since he is in a far better postion than his mate on the other side of the 'highway'

Reverse Commute by Cat Stabber March 6, 2010

sex commute 

If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.

Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.

sex commute by Smoove B September 26, 2005