cockflask 

A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.

Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.

You stupid cockflask.
Show us your cockflask.
I kicked her right in the cockflask.

cockflask by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008

Cuckflake

Term denoting overly entitled, hypocritical and judgemental people who like to whine and complain about their own problems as the end of society, while everyone else s problems are their own fault.

Portmanteau of Cuckold and Special Snowflake. It combines the passive weakness of a cuckold with the constant complaining of injustice of Snowflakes.

Cuckflakes are too weak willed to stand behind and defend their position, whining and crying when anyone disagrees and accuse them of the same. Cuckflakes use ad hominem attacks to derail and transform the discussion to avoid having to come out on the loosing side , or make their ignorance on the topic apparent.

Unlike the snowflakes that complain that everything should be given to them, Cuckflakes expect everyone else to deal with disadvantages they do not as if everyone was on equal ground.

Cuckflakes live by the motto "Do as I say, not do as I do."

Commonly found parroting catch phrases and talking points in online forums ripped from talk radio pundits, cable news outlets complaining about wars on Christmas, and screaming conspiracy theorists on the internet that reinforce what they want to believe, instead of doing research and vetting the validity of their sources on the subjects they want to rant about.

Despite this unwillingness to discuss a topic or be knowledgeable about it, they are ridiculously vocal about letting everyone know what they think.

"You cuckflakes do not realize that you are everything you just attacked"

"Just another cuckflake puking out quotes from Alex Jones and Robert Davi"

"You cuckflakes promote transforming this country into something it has never been"

"Look at all the snowflake on cuckflake textual violence"

"No wonder cuckflakes like you elected Trump, You both write and think on a third grade level"

"It is this plague of cuckflakes that are ruining this nation with their treasonous selling out the people to the government and corporations that they are too dense to realize they will be the first victims of."

Cuckflake by Viroodiem November 29, 2017

cocklash 

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking

Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night

cocklash by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

cockblaster 

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.

my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!

cockblaster by Roberto January 8, 2004

Cockflick 

A film that is designed to appeal primarily to men, because of its content or cast of characters.

Although many types of film may be directed towards the male gender, "cockflick" is typically used only in reference to films that are not heavy in emotion (but often heavy in petting) and where the story is told largely through physical action as opposed to dialogue.

(noun) (slang) (sometimes considered offensive)

Barry: I watched the Van Damme box set last night and didn't go to bed till 3 - I'm totally cockflicked out.
Fred: You're a cockflick addict.
Barry: Dude, I know, and I rented Rocky for tonight.
Fred: Your girl is going to be so tired of your cockflickering. You have a problem.

Cockflick by Rosefinch January 18, 2010

cockblast 

N. 1.)The jism blasted from a cock. 2.) A person who reminds you of such jism.

Man, why are you acting like such a cockblast?

cockblast by danielle February 12, 2005

Cockflag 

A person who does a lot of flapping about without doing anything constructive.

A limp sail in the breeze.

All bark, no bite.

Guy 1: Man, Jerome hides behind the loading dock and smokes bud all day long and then complains that I don't work.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.

Cockflag by Satch45 July 18, 2010