cockfloss

A term used to describe the pubic hair around the male genitals (cock). The floss part of the term is used since it often gets stuck in between the teeth of one going the gobble.

She has some cockfloss stuck between her teeth, I wonder if she has being going the gobble.

cockfloss by Anac0nda January 13, 2009

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

Cockfosters 

Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists

It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line

London Tourist to local friend, 'What is Cockfosters'
Friend "Possibly where they foster cocks"

Cockfosters by TheFlyingKidney July 7, 2011

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014

Cockflop 

(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)

That man wasnt paying attention and did a cockflop right into the pool.

Cockflop by ShackleferdR March 29, 2009

Cockflogged 

The synonymous word for a female of the male version of being pussywhipped
When a girl is head over heels obsessed and in love with a guy.

She is so in love with him, she be trippin'... He's got her cockflogged.

Cockflogged by ASG Click August 18, 2013

Cockfoster 

When your woman is away and you need someone to take care of your cock.

Sarah was away so Joe got himself a cockfoster for the weekend.

Cockfoster by Freska1181 July 21, 2017