Cockflag

A person who does a lot of flapping about without doing anything constructive.

A limp sail in the breeze.

All bark, no bite.

Guy 1: Man, Jerome hides behind the loading dock and smokes bud all day long and then complains that I don't work.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.

by Satch45 July 18, 2010

SURPRISE COCKFAGS

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.

A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!

by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006

cockfag

The best thing anyone has ever yelled in a merionette film (Team America) just before sending some ragheads flying right into the sphynx in an explosive jeep.

Chris: Surprise, cockfags!

by Logz0r September 30, 2005

Cockflogged

The synonymous word for a female of the male version of being pussywhipped
When a girl is head over heels obsessed and in love with a guy.

She is so in love with him, she be trippin'... He's got her cockflogged.

by ASG Click August 18, 2013

Cockfag

Term referring to a male who has a penis and in turn likes to recieve penis.

You're in for a surprise, Cockfag!

by Talvin June 22, 2005

cockfag

Cockfag, as opposed to cock or fag, is something that can be used to describe a person that is being a cock and a fag simultaniously.

Dan Wiese, stop being a cockfag!

by 223 December 22, 2005

cockflab

An individual in which his/her penis has a curtain of grossly large skin.

"Did you see that chick man?"
"NO, what about her?"
"Look at that bitche's cockflab hangin' out from the bottom of her skirt..."

by mitch August 12, 2004