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he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife
by johnson August 03, 2003
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
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Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.
That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.
by Riz February 23, 2004
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A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way
Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!
by hosio March 06, 2009
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LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.
"Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?"

"Yeah, it made me LIMP!"
by Fail Whale IV February 10, 2010
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